The Rockies, amid a historically awful start, swept the Miami Marlins this week. Their win Tuesday night officially gave them their first series victory of the season, which snapped a league-worst 22-series losing streak, dating back to last fall, and Wednesday’s win gave them their longest winning streak of the year — three.

The Colorado Rockies are excited to finally be winning games at a faster rate than Scottie Scheffler is winning golf tournaments.

As golf fans are well aware, Scottie Scheffler is on an absolute heater again. Actually, he never really got off one. Research shows betting on the World No. 1 to win every week for the past three-plus years would have been much more profitable than putting your money in the stock market.