Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem is probably best known for the story she told in her memoir about shooting her family’s dog. But shooting dogs is not all she is about. She contains multitudes, okay? For instance, today she shared a story about ICE detaining an alleged cannibal and said cannibal allegedly trying to “eat himself.”

President Trump on Tuesday visited the official opening of an immigration detention camp in Florida’s Everglades that is surrounded by alligators, aptly dubbed "Alligator Alcatraz." It is set to become the largest migrant detention facility in the U.