The following is a satirical article from The Jerusalem Post's annual parodic Purim page, The Jerusalem Roast. Enjoy!

President Donald Trump on Saturday designated English as the official language of the United States, saying it would bring cohesion to a country characterized by immigration from around the world.

The US has never had an official language at the federal level but some US states designate it as their official language. Listen to Story US lacks federal official language, some states have English ...

To be Jewish is to gather the shattered pieces of this world and refuse to believe that they cannot be made whole again.

Donald Trump speaks during a Cabinet meeting at the White House on Feb. 26. Photo: Andrew Harnik/Getty Images ...

The Xiaomi 15 Ultra is going to become official in China tomorrow along with the SU7 Ultra EV, and for global markets on March 2. Ahead of the announcements, the company has been teasing the ...

On Monday afternoon, a federal judge had a simple question for the Trump administration's lawyers: Is tech billionaire Elon Musk the Department of Government Efficiency's administrator? The agency ...

Samsung is preparing to launch the Galaxy M06 5G and Galaxy M16, and it has already set up a landing page on Amazon India. There is a single teaser image of the phones, revealing the M06 will have ...

A WWE official will reportedly be competing in the ring under a new persona. The promotion is currently on the road to Elimination Chamber 2025 scheduled for March 1. According to a new report ...

Sikorski met with new Secretary of State Marco Rubio in Washington on Friday. The Polish official also told Zakaria that Ukraine has proved to be stronger and more resilient than anyone could have ...

(AP Photo/Mark Schiefelbein) WASHINGTON (AP) — New FBI Director Kash Patel is expected to be named the acting head of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, a Justice Department ...